Get ready for a day that's quirkier than a pineapple in sunglasses! 🍍 After a breakfast that'll have your taste buds doing the cha-cha, we're hopping aboard the Glitter Bus en route to Knysna. And guess what? It's never too early for bubbles, right? 🥂

Hold onto your hats, because the morning is promising an adrenaline-packed adventure on the Knysna Zipline. We're talking about gliding over the forest canopy like the graceful daredevils we are, all while soaking in views so breathtaking, they'll make you question if you've accidentally stepped into a dream. 🌲✨

But the wild ride doesn't stop there! After all that high-flying excitement, we're making a pit stop in George for a refreshing dip at the fabulous Herold's Bay. Think of it as a mid-morning dance-off with the waves. 🌊

Next on our cazy agenda, it's off to Redberry Farm! Prepare your taste buds for a South African treat with a name that's as fun as it sounds – Strawberry Lips! 🍓💋

And just when you thought the day couldn't get any more eccentric, we're going to shimmy and shake through the Outeniqua Mountains, and guess where we'll end up? Oudtshoorn, the town that puts the "ooh" in ostrich! 🦢🎉 Get ready for an ostrich encounter tomorrow that's as peculiar as it is unforgettable. Let's make some quirky memories, folks! 💃🕺🦄

[Meals: breakfast]

Alrighty, buckle up, breakfast adventurers! 🍳🥞 After our morning fuel-up, we're diving headfirst into the delightful realm of Oudtshoorn in the Klein Karoo. 🌵 But hold onto your ostrich feathers, because next up, it's the moment you've all been waiting for – a visit to a local Ostrich Farm! 🐦 Prepare to be enlightened, amused, and maybe even tickled by these long-legged wonders!

Now, it's time to hit the road on our Route 62 adventure, and our first pit stop is none other than the artsy wonderland of Barrydale! 🎨🍻 Craft beer enthusiasts, this one's for you – we're talking about sipping liquid masterpieces over a scrumptious lunch! 🍻

But wait, there's more! Our expedition leads us to the age-old, time-honored town of Montagu. 🏛️ After a lavish dinner that'll make your taste buds do a victory dance, we're not just strolling through the streets – oh no, we're hopping onto Dutch bikes! 🚲💨 And why, you ask? Because we're going on a guided tour where the town's famous ghost stories come to life! 👻✨

So, get ready for a day that's quirkier than a three-legged ostrich doing the cha-cha. 🕺💃 Breakfast, ostriches, craft beer, history, and ghostly tales – who knew one day could be so full of whimsy? 🌟

[Meals: breakfast & lunch]

Today we set forth on a delightful southward journey, a quest through the captivating Overberg mountains, where the vistas will leave you sighing in sheer wonder. 🏔️🌄

Our first adventure awaits in the charming enclave of Gansbaai, where we're about to embark on an experience as thrilling as a glittering sequin cape in the spotlight. It's time for Shark Cage Diving with none other than the illustrious White Shark Projects. These fine folks are renowned not just for their shark encounters but also for their unwavering commitment to sustainability. After all, we believe in treading lightly on this fabulous Earth. 🦈🌊

Following our heart-pounding aquatic escapade, we'll mosey on over to Hermanus, a town that knows how to blend shopping and leisure with the finesse of a feather boa. Take your time exploring the boutiques and indulge in a leisurely lunch that comes with the most breathtaking bay views you could ever imagine. 🛍️🍽️

Now, for those who appreciate a bit of sparkle, fear not! We've planned a sparkling pitstop at one of Hermanus' most exquisite vineyards. Raise a glass and savour the delightful Hemel-en-Aarde valley wines. And don't worry, darling oenophiles, our bus has ample room for your prized wine collection. 🍷🚌

And as the sun dips below the horizon, it's time for the pièce de résistance – a sumptuous dinner at the opulent Wine Glass. It's a night of luxury that will have you feeling like a Hollywood starlet in her prime. 👑✨

So, my fabulous friends, get ready for a day that's as campy as a glam rock concert and as luxurious as a velvet-lined dressing room. Let's dive our way into this adventure! 💃🕺🌟

[Meals: breakfast]

Darlings, can you believe it? It's the penultimate day of our fabulous journey, and we're off to the wine capital of South Africa – the illustrious Franschhoek! 🍷✨ 

Nestled in one of the most stunning regions this country has to offer, it's a veritable paradise, with vineyards as far as the eye can see and majestic mountains cradling the landscape. 🏞️🍇

Prepare your taste buds, my fellow adventurers, for today we embark on a wine-tasting odyssey that will make you feel like the star of your own wine-soaked drama. Sip, savor, and relish the delightful flavors as we waltz through these exquisite vineyards. 🍷🍇

But wait, there's more! We're about to elevate this day to a level of campy fun that even Hollywood would envy. We're hopping on bicycles, darlings! 🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️Picture yourself pedaling through the vineyards, learning about the art of cultivars, and of course, indulging in tastings along the way. It's like a wine-fueled tour de force of fabulousness!

And when the sun dips below the horizon, it's time to glam up for a fine dining experience in the heart of the village. Get ready to dine like royalty at Protege, with flavours that will leave you swooning in culinary ecstasy. 👑🍽️

So, my glamorous comrades, today is all about sipping, cycling, and savouring – a day that's as campy as a Broadway musical and as divine as a Hollywood red carpet event. Let's raise our glasses to another unforgettable day on this extraordinary journey! 🥂🌟

[Meals: breakfast & dinner]

Oh, my darlings, can you believe it's our grand finale? Our final day, and it's time to conquer Cape Town with panache! 🌟 After a leisurely 90-minute drive, as comfortable as a silk-lined cape, we'll embark on a breath-taking helicopter flight over the city, where the highlight will be seeing Table Mountain in all its splendour from the sky. A truly unforgettable experience to wrap up our journey!

Hold onto your hats because we're soaring to the top via cable car, and trust me, it's the only way to truly experience Cape Town for the first time! The views, the scenery, it's all as breathtaking as you are. 🚠🌆

But wait, there's more fabulousness to come! Get ready to embark on a culinary journey that'll have you "eating like a local" as we explore Cape Town's food heritage on a sensational walking tour. 🍽️🍲 Let your taste buds mince through flavours and textures you never thought possible.

And don't fret, my lovely wanderers, we'll have some free time for you to explore this sensational city at your leisure. 🏙️✨

Now, let's talk about the pièce de résistance of the evening – dinner at one of Cape Town's top restaurants! 🍷🍽️ Get ready to dine like the fabulous creatures you are, surrounded by elegance and culinary artistry that will leave you starry-eyed.

But wait, the night is still young, and the city is alive with possibilities. 🌈 After dinner, you're invited to explore the vibrant gay village, where the streets come alive with energy and glittering personalities. It's a night to remember as we bid farewell to our Glitter Trail Team in style. So, put on your sequins and let's make this final night one for the books! 💃🕺🌈🌃

[Meals: breakfast, lunch snack & dinner]